A day off w/nothing accomplished

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So it was nice being off yesterday for Lincoln's birthday, one of the few pluses being in the State of IL. It was a nasty day out, so I was glad to be home with the girls.

I want to know why I never have the delivery man or home fix-it man that is in porno$. I mean hell, in my 40+ years there has never been a boom-chica-bow-wow music cue, with me opening the door with some strapping young hunk at the door, ready and williing to give me a DELIVERY or SNAKING OF THE PIPES, **wink, wink**. There was that time back in the early 90's that I was playing with the phone company/electrician, but that is another story, heeheehee. But really, who does this happen too??? Better yet, WHERE does this happen????

Case in point, yesterday we had a new hot water heater installed, and let's just say he was a little back-woodsy. I almost wanted to call the company back and ask for a cuter model, but I thought that would be just plain mean, heeheehee. He was not even cute in the slightest, only like 5'8", missing a couple front teeth and smelled like he had smoked a carton before coming to our place. He was nice enough and polite with his "Sir's" and "May I" stuff, but it took him ALL DAY LONG to complete the stuff we wanted done. You see, he not only installed/disposed water heaters, but whent he house was built, they put the key to turn on the fireplace, INSIDE the damn hearth. They also used aluminum pipe to run the gas to it, so we had it install new pipe and drill a new turn key on the outside brick to bring it up to code. All said and done for less than $2K, not bad, but time-wise it was from 9:30 am to 5 pm.....grrrrrrr and the girls were none to happy either, they wanted to check out the visitor, but I had to either keep them in the bedroom or on the porch.

It was nice having a HOT 15 MINUTE SHOWER this morning, aaaahhhhhhhhh

In the next week, we have a ton o shit being delivered, so I will have all kind of pics for the masses, but can I just have one sorta-boom-chica-bow-wow moment.....please.....heeheehee.

By the way, the guest bedroom is almost done, but one major piece of furniture has had the delivery date pushed back....so maybe tonite I will update on what has happened in there so far....

peace/ out

~Y~

1 comment:

Lemuel said...

I never had any of those boom-chicka-boom moments either. I think they are just fantasy. :)